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Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Mid-Week # 6: Wired Wednesday - Episode IV: The Metal Menace

Time to get wired! I can't say that it was my intention, but this week all of the wire art turns out to be aquatically themed.  
As I do with drawings, I will frequently ask for suggestions on what I should make with the wire. This is one such suggestion.  The college group from church were gathered at my house for a Bible study, and being a multitasking machine by my very nature, I asked my friend Michael F. to give me an idea of what to make during our discussion.  He comes up with the idea of a shark.  Cut to an hour or so later and this little fellow has come swimming into existence.  I tried to keep the wire following the contour of the shark to give it the naturally streamlined look that sharks have.  This is a fairly unique sculpture for me, not only because of the speed at which he was made, but also due to my inclusion of something other than wire into the design.  I found that there was almost no way to create teeth that looked right on a scale that matched the shark's body (8.5 inches from nose to tail fin) so I found a picture hanger in a junk drawer and wired it in there. It worked very well as you can see. It's most visible in the first picture.
Next is another offspring of my days working at the Bossier-Shreveport Mudbugs hockey games.  In my down time I got to know a lot of the fans and made a variety of wire sculptures. One Mudbugs fan asked if I took custom requests or sold any of my creations.  Up to that point I had taken requests but had never sold any of them, so I told him that I'd be willing to give it a try (depending on what he wanted me to make).  Considering that he was wearing doctor style scrubs that were a crawfish print (crayfish for those not from the southern U.S.) and a "hat" made from rubber crawfish that were tied together, I had a good idea of what he was going to ask for.  I wasn't wrong.  So here's my mudbug. I made three of these 9.5 inch long crustaceans (two for him, one to keep) between that night and the next. My fingertips were a little sore from all that wire bending, but I got the job done and he and I were both very satisfied with the results.
 Finally is a bird.  Okay it's not a bird, but that is what it started out as.  It sounds a little weird (even to me) but for whatever reason, that wire just didn't want to be a bird.  After two or three false starts, I decided to just stop thinking and start bending wire. This fish is what emerged.  It's about 10-11 inches long and 4.5 inches tall and fairly simple in design, but I'm almost ready to call it finished. You might notice that unlike most fish, it doesn't have eyes. That is, in fact, by design. At some point I intend to add some transparent colored stones where its eyes should be. The problem is I just haven't found the right stones to use.  I haven't looked actively in a couple of years now, but think I may begin the search again soon. If ever I happen upon those fish eyes, I will attach them and post pictures of the (finally) finished project. Until then, it remains a blind cave fish.  I guess it can keep the cave chicken company.
Hope you're enjoying Wired Wednesdays. I've got some more ready for you next week. Stop back by Sunday for some more drawings.  Hoping you all have an amazing second half of the week.  As usual, send any questions, suggestions, thoughts either by way of the comments section or by email to heymisterh@yahoo.com. Also, don't forget to support your local artists of all kinds (visual, musical, performance, etc). While the arts are like the artists' lifeblood, what we do, we do for you.
Stay creative,
AH!

Sunday, July 8, 2012

What (Taco-induced) Dreams May Come

Let's kick this post off with another student-inspired drawing. No, I've never taught a student who looked like this (though I bet nobody would mess with that kid), but as I occasionally do, I asked for student input for my next project. In an unprecedented turn of events, I got only two suggestions: a robot and a monster.  Since both ideas clicked when I heard them, I drew both. In retrospect, I think the metal jaw was probably at least partially inspired by the character Trap Jaw from He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, one of my favorite childhood (and adulthood) cartoons.
I went with a almost completely black eye and exaggerated musculature and brow to play up his monster portion, and of course the metal lower jaw and cybernetic eye to give him his robotic aspect. The jaw was a little plain, so I added weld lines to give it a more gritty, metallic look.
 As I've expressed in earlier posts, my mind can be a strange place.  My dreams are often even more strange. This thing is directly from a dream I had, which may or may not have been influenced by eating fast food tacos too close to bedtime. As is apparent it is come sort of water-dwelling creature. To give you an idea of the scale of it, in the dream I was roughly as tall as this things nostril.  I'm more than six feet tall, so this thing was monstrously huge. It's face was flat when viewed at profile, and it's skin was translucent grey-green. Other than that, I recall that in spite of it's gargantuan proportions and grim visage, I didn't feel threatened by it at all.
The translucency of the body and fins (or flippers or whatever you'd call them) was an interesting challenge. I'm not sure I'd do it the same way a second time, but I suppose I'm satisfied enough with the results. I really like the way the tail turned out, as well.

This last one, for my younger readers, is a television.  This is what they looked like before they evolved into the flat panel, high-definition, admittedly much better incarnations that are the norm today.  This was another exercise in stepping outside of my comfort zone and drawing something that has a defined shape and very defined proportions. It was drawn at the suggestion of another of the youth group kids from church and, along with my Japanese spider crabbulldog, and a dirt-bike (to be posted at a later date) became a compilation drawing that I gave copies of to the kids who inspired it.  I'll probably post that compilation sometime as well. 
Even though I wasn't crazy about the subject matter, I did get to draw a little of my relaxation-inducing meticulous details in the wood grain of the cabinet housing. I also drew a "Hamptronic" brand plate to the middle of the speakers to add a little visual interest.
That's it for today's post.  Wired Wednesday continues this week so check back then. Also, I'm still waiting to see who is willing to step outside of their comfort bubble and take the challenge I threw out there a while back.  Remember, even if you absolutely can't bring yourself to share your art with the world, I guarantee you know someone who is willing.  I encourage you to point them in this direction. Hope to hear from you all and receive those drawings soon!
Stay creative,
AH!

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Mid-Week #5: Wired Wednesday Part III

It's time for more wire art! It seems pretty rare that I just outright dislike any of my wire sculptures, but I must say that I'm particularly fond of these three.
First up is my spider. She's about 2.5 inches tall and about 10 inches from far left foot to far right. Not the kind of spider even the bravest soul would want to find crawling on their face, I'd wager.  As with most of my animal figures, I didn't aim at any special species of spider as much as the idea of Spider.
Side note: This is one I liked enough to make a smaller variation with a pin attached to the back to be worn as decoration, so if you're in need of a unique little brooch for your next soiree, email me and we can work something out.
This flower is a case of having free time (an idea that is growing increasingly foreign to me) and being a little bored (an idea I am unfortunately still very much acquainted with).  I supposed that good things can grow out of that boredom though. (Sorry, I find it very difficult to resist a pun.) Anyway, it's about 5 inches across and 2 inches or so from the base to the tips of the highest petals. This is also one of the few sculptures that I use more than one gauge of wire. In this case, I wrapped each petal and the center with smaller gauge wire to give it a little more visual interest.
Finally today is my hand. Really. It's the exact size of my hand. I can't really recall what inspired me to craft a life-sized hand out of picture hanging wire, or why I chose the left hand for that matter. Ideally, I will one day make the rest of the body to accompany the hand, but that's going to take a very long time and a lot of wire.  If and when the life-sized wire man (MegaZeke-37?) comes into being, I will most definitely post pictures. Maybe I'll even post pictures of him as he progresses, if/when he does progress. Hmm... I may have to get onto that soon. 

A life-sized MegaZeke-37 would be my most ambitious wire project so far, hands down. (Seriously, I can't help myself.)
I've still got wire-works to share, so Wired Wednesday will continue until the wire runs out. Until, next time friends.
Stay creative.
-AH!

Happy Independence Day!

The third installment of Wired Wednesday will come along sometime today, but to tide you over until that time comes, here are a few extended exposure firework photos I took a few years back. It was a project for a digital photography class at LSUS. Hope you enjoy! 













Below I've included a transcription of the United States' Declaration of Independence. Since I would imagine at some point in your lives you have all been compelled to read it, I understand if you choose not to read it now. That said, if you ever begin to feel yourself growing complacent about the plethora of freedoms that we (the American people) enjoy, I encourage you to look over it. In spite of any shortfalls you may perceive in our country, remember that we rose from oppression beneath one of the eighteenth century's most powerful monarchs to become the greatest free nation in the modern world. Of that fact, be proud of our forefathers.  Should such a drastic need ever arise again, I can only hope that we show even a portion of the courage and faith they displayed then.

Stay creative.
-AH!

The Declaration of Independence

IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776.
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Some Things That Aren't Real... I Hope

Okay, so I'm having a hard time coming up with the right words for this first little guy.  I believe that, all things considered, he is one of my favorite drawings that I've ever created. In fact, maybe even the favorite.  As has already been well established, I think monkeys are pretty great.  So how do you make a monkey even better? Give it wings, of course! Just ask L. Frank Baum.  I decided to go in a little different direction than the Oz creator, however, and gave my monkey the wings of a dragonfly in place of the feathered variety.  It seemed only logical to give him eyes to match.
The monkey's fur is fairly straightforward and simple, and I left it that way intentionally to offset the complexity of the wings veining and the facets of the eyes. I also thought that even though monkeys ears are not typically pointed, that they would fit better stylistically if they were. After all, monkeys don't usually have faceted eyes or insect wings either.
This next one was inspired primarily by the mythological Argus Panoptes. In case your Greek mythology is rusty, Argus Panoptes was a giant with a hundred eyes. Mister H fact of the day: From early childhood I've had a fascination with classical mythology. That in connection with how much I like to draw eyes made this creature's creation all but inevitable.
This was also a great way to draw eyes in a variety of positions and at various stages of openness.  Much like what I mentioned about drawing hands a couple of weeks ago, drawing eyes is great practice at improving the eyes realism. That realism in turn helps your audience identify (or not identify, if that's your intention) with the subject you've drawn, painted, etc.
Most mythologies are full of some rather bizarre creatures, but few compare in pure strangeness to Egyptian mythology's Set animal, or Sha.  Set was the ancient Egyptian god of chaos, so it should be no surprise that the Sha is a chimeric beast.  It was a (somewhat humorous) combination of various beasts often described with a long nose, long pointed ears, and a stiff tail that was forked at the end.  The decision to give it hooves and webbed, frog-like feet was entirely mine.
Making the textural transition between wrinkled skin on the nose, scales on its head, feathers on its neck, smooth fur on its back and legs, and bare skin on its back feet was fairly difficult but a good exercise in blending and of course in drawing those various textures.
That about wraps up another post.  The Wired Wednesday series continues this week, so be sure to check back. Also, check out my post from earlier today if you haven't already.  I'm hoping some of you step outside of your comfort zones and take the challenge. You may surprise yourself.

Keep art alive. Stay creative.
-AH!

Alright Everybody, Here's A Challenge for You

Your mission, should you choose to accept it...
Imagine and create, draw, send.
Sounds simple enough to me. Here's what I'd like to see happen:

1)Imagine and create some creature or amalgamation of creatures.

2)Draw what you've come up with and flex your artistic talent muscles. (I know some of you are saying "I don't have any artistic talent" or "I don't have a good imagination". That's why it's called a challenge. If it was easy it would be called and easy, wouldn't it.

3)Send what you've created to me by way of email at heymisterh@yahoo.com. You can either scan it(this is preffered and typically yields better results) or take a good picture with your digital camera (warning: many cell phone cameras don't pick up fine details very well). In either case, the higher the resolution (300 dpi scans are great) or the higher the megapixels (AT LEAST 3 megapixels preferrably 5 or  more), the better.

"Why?" you may ask. Because you can AND because I want to share your talent (seriously, I've never met a person with NO artistic talent) with my other readers. If/When I have enough drawings from you guys, I'll make a special post out of all the submissions. Make sure to include either your name (first name and last initial will suffice, if you choose to remain anonymous) or even just a nickname you like so I can include it with your drawings. Even if you want to remain completely anonymous in the post, still send any of the previous name formats, so I can acknowledge you by that name in a response email.

If you know someone who hasn't seen my blog who you think could take this challenge, please tell them too!

THE NOT SO FINE PRINT: Please avoid profanity and/or any nudity since I prefer to keep this place family friendly. I also give you my word that, beyond being posted here, submitted art will not in any way be used or altered by me without your permission.

My usually "beginning of the week" post should follow at some point today.
Stay creative,
-AH!

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Mid-Week #4: Wired Wednesday, Part the Second

It's time for the next installment of the Wired Wednesday series!  Okay, so it isn't exactly Wednesday anymore (well, on the west coast it is), but Wired Thursday doesn't exactly have the same ring to it.  Anyway, these are a few of my wire animals. These are all a lot more precise and less chaotically wired than Zeke-37. In fact, that chaotic style is almost exclusive to the wire man and his descendants now. So away we go...
First, I submit for your consideration a bat.  A lot like my drawing of the owl, this one isn't so much a specific type of bat as it is the Platonic ideal of Bat.  To give you an idea of overall size, he's about 16 inches from wingtip to wingtip He's currently hanging on my wall, so I obviously like how it turned out.  



This next one shouldn't come as a surprise to anybody who knows me or has seen my posts up to this point.  It's another monkey! Also not surprisingly it's one of my all-time favorites. I tried to get as much of that "Monkey-ness" into it that I could without overworking it.  The only thing it lacks is a name. Any suggestions would be thoughtfully considered.
Again for an idea of the size, it's about 13 inches to the top of the arch of his tail and about 10 inches from nose to back foot.


My rattlesnake is one of the more simple wire animals I've made.  The head is the most complex portion of it (at least as far as shape goes) and from there back it's mostly circles connected in such a way to give it the sense of movement.  The scale of this scaly slithering serpent is about 20 inches in it's current posture.  If it were able to extend to a straight line it would probably be around 26 inches.


The final animal offering for this post is my tiny giraffe. Standing a whopping 9 and a half inches tall, she's not exactly suited for grabbing the leaves at the top of the wire trees, but is a great height for hanging out on top of a shelf or chest of drawers.  She took just under two hours to construct, so given the level of complexity to her, she's one of my fasted wire-works so far. 




Next Wednesday (or Thursday at the latest) will bring more wire-works for your enjoyment, and of course the beginning of the week will bring more drawings (Sketched Sunday?). Until then, my friends, keep the arts alive.
Stay creative,
-AH!